I am so allergic to something that just bloomed.
I wish I could blow my eyes
the way you can blow your nose.
It would be helpful, ok.
What if I’m going blind? Someone drop me off at circus a freak show,
BLIND ART MAJOR— EVERYBODY POINT AND LAUGH
Ugh.
If love be rough with you, be rough with love.
—Shakespeare
“baby squirrel… fuck me like electric mealworm” — anonymous cover band
(Source: d0pami-na, via dreamypoppy)
i literally hated this film. i makes your brain melt.
(Source: maudit, via erzebetsgarden)
stylistically speaking, today was a good day.
channeling my 10 year old self
I got into UMass Amherst. I’ll be living in Amherst this fall.
It only took me 2 years and 2 colleges to get here.
A+ Satisfaction
cat v. pony
sammy ur clawing me u weirdo
I haven’t had sex with anyone new in 4 months.
How boring.
Once I was in bed with my boyfriend and his mom called. I told him not to answer the phone, he could call her back later.
Well apparently not.
So while he had his nice little chat, both of us naked as God made us, I decided to take matters into my own hands… well into my own mouth I guess.
I listened to his voice nearly crack as he struggled to keep his composure and quickly ended his conversation.
reblogged from my sister,
reasons why i’m going to be have to provide the grandchildren.
(via toothlesspolecat)
this is actually why i find it so hard to make female friends. because i’m a big wussy and what if they don’t like me and i’m not as pretty as them and i wish they’d just talk to me because i actually do have a big heart in there somewhere and i like really value friendship over many other kinds of relationships just ugh its so hard.
(Source: asolitarycomfort, via 160cms)
donations always welcome!
(via milkymoo6661)
sassy as frick today
I’ve been in school continuously (no winter or summer breaks) for the last 9 months.
Academic Baby Status.
